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Uglee Truth 659: Mother's Day with Jamie's Spawn

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Jamie told her teenage daughter that no man has ever turned her down after seeing her naked, advice Mackenzie still lives by.
The episode begins with Jamie explaining that Stephanie is missing due to her child's emergency surgery, setting a Mother's Day theme. She introduces her three children: Tyler, Mackenzie, and Malia, who are present for brunch with champagne. The conversation quickly turns to their family dinners, where they time when death comes up, and they joke about being a 'trauma-based fam' of mentally ill but successful people. Malia, making her podcast debut, shares that she works at Sephora and is a licensed esthetician. The siblings discuss their careers, with Mackenzie as a French-trained pastry chef. The family debates chain restaurants like Olive Garden and Chili's, with Jamie admitting she and her husband secretly ordered Chili's after comedian David Spade endorsed it. The discussion shifts to DoorDash habits and a humorous anecdote about Tyler not sharing his McDonald's order. For Mother's Day, each child shares their appreciation for Jamie: Malia bonds over skincare and morbid TikToks, Mackenzie appreciates support for dropping out of college and body confidence advice, and Tyler expresses deep gratitude and willingness to go into gunfire for her. Malia reveals she has kept a list of funny family quotes for almost a decade, sharing examples like 'I'll beat you up old man' and bizarre hypotheticals about nubs. The conversation turns to embarrassing stories, including Ken pooping his pants in the car and Mackenzie peeing her pants while running for a flight. Jamie concludes by acknowledging Mother's Day can be difficult for many and thanks her children for making her a mother.

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A Mother's Day family roast finds real affection in the missing hash brown.

Mother's Day turns into a family group project on The Ugly Truth, with Stephanie at home after her child's emergency surgery and the conversation circling the family's matriarch.

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You get a Mother's Day family roast where one unoffered hash brown becomes evidence in the case of maternal neglect.

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