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MINI | Woodsy’s Unhinged Confession Sends Glenn Robbins Into Meltdown

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Woodsy explains perineum sunning and coffee enemas as essential cult rituals.

This episode features Australian comedy legend Glenn Robbins as a guest on the Triple M Breakfast show with hosts Bo Ryan, Cat, and Aaron "Woodsy" Woods. Robbins introduces a hypothetical game called "Cult Leader," asking each person to describe three rituals they would impose on their followers. Glenn Robbins begins by sharing his personal rituals: spreading peanut butter on a banana to eat, soaking laundry stains with baking soda, and trimming nose and ear hairs. Woodsy counters with his own cult ideas, which include morning affirmations, "perineum sunning" for 30 seconds, and coffee enemas. Bo Ryan describes a cult where disciples carry each other to breakfast in a seated position, communicate in a constantly changing made-up language, and forbid internal bad-mouthing. The hosts react with a mix of shock and amusement to Woodsy's graphic descriptions of anal sunning and enemas. Robbins expresses disbelief at the intensity of Woodsy's proposed rituals, questioning their sequence and practicality. A memorable moment involves Cat recalling a time Woodsy appeared nude on TV, leading to a vivid and humorous description of his physique. The tone is irreverent, chaotic, and fast-paced, driven by comedic improvisation and absurd hypotheticals. Listeners who enjoy unscripted, boundary-pushing humor and the chemistry of Australian radio comedians will love this episode. Those sensitive to crude or bodily-function-based comedy might want to skip it.

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