Triple M Breakfast with Beau, Cat and Woodsy · Triple M

FULL SHOW | Woodsy Reveals The Club NRL Players Were Banned From

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Dr. Chris Brown tells Beau Ryan he'd sedate him like a Maltese Terrier if he walked into a vet hospital.

This episode features Triple M Sydney breakfast hosts Beau Ryan, Cat Lynch, and Mark "Woodsy" Geyer. They engage in their signature casual, banter-filled morning show format, covering listener interactions, sports news, and humorous hypotheticals. The hosts discuss creating merchandise for their listeners, dubbed "Shiftys," imagining a multi-tool keyring. Dr. Chris Brown provides comedic feedback on the show's pace and dynamics, labeling Woodsy as Beau's "support animal." The conversation shifts to Meghan Markle's upcoming Sydney retreat, detailing its $2,700 events like manifestation workshops and sound healing. A "Bo Knows" trivia segment reveals only 6% of pet owners cook lavish, human-style meals for their dogs, prompting stories about pet care. Rugby league journalist Brent "Reedy" Reid joins to confirm Kalyn Ponga's switch to the New Zealand national team and discusses Mitch Barnett's potential club move. The hosts invent a segment where producer "Intern Nico" is sent to convert Uber drivers and store owners to their station. Woodsy recalls Sydney's Kings Cross nightlife era, mentioning clubs like Sapphire and a venue that allegedly banned NRL players. The show concludes with Beau sharing that his dog Jimmy participated in a photoshoot for Dr. Chris Brown's pet brand. The most surprising claim is that a specific Kings Cross establishment once displayed a "no NRL players" sign. A memorable moment involves Dr. Brown humorously diagnosing Beau's on-air energy as akin to an excitable Maltese Terrier. The trivia segment reveals the niche statistic about gourmet pet meals, contrasting with hosts' anecdotes of basic dog care. Intern Nico's live conversion of an Uber driver's radio from a rival station is a staged, comedic highlight. The tone is consistently lighthearted, conversational, and improvisational, driven by camaraderie and playful teasing among the hosts. This episode is ideal for listeners who enjoy unstructured, personality-driven radio with sports gossip, Sydney-centric stories, and light comedy. Those preferring tightly formatted shows, serious interviews, or specific music genres might choose to skip it.

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Breakfast-radio chaos that turns a listener bit into a Triple M test drive.

Triple M Breakfast leans into a Thursday of shiftys, shifters, and station-branded nonsense, with Bo, Kat and Woodsy turning a listener bit into a prize idea and then into an on-air test for Intern Nico.

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If you want a breakfast show that turns merch banter into an on-air intern stunt.

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