Triple M Breakfast with Beau, Cat and Woodsy · Triple M

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Beau and Woodsy debate whether men should wipe after peeing, leading to absurd solutions like a 'shaft dryer'.

This episode features Triple M Breakfast hosts Beau Ryan, Cat Lynch, and James "Woodsy" Woods. They open the show with casual banter about sleep habits and family life. Cat and Beau debate whether Cat ever wears sports jerseys, with Beau offering money for photographic proof. The hosts discuss a news headline suggesting men should wipe after urinating for hygiene reasons. They share personal anecdotes about using urinals, aiming games with their sons, and humorous suggestions like using hand dryers. The segment "Bo Knows" poses a trivia question: 66% of couples have pitched a specific idea to their partner. Listeners call in with guesses for the trivia, including watching porn together, asking adult children to move out, and proposing a threesome. Guest Gus Worland joins to discuss his Got You For Life charity and the upcoming fundraising rugby league match. Worland reminisces about his decade in breakfast radio and the infamous, off-the-record "No BS Lunch" events. A "Triple M Whisper" segment claims a Sydney gym has warned staff against flirting. The hosts humorously imagine flirtatious gym conversations. In "Dr. Woods," they address a listener whose husband calls out an ex's name in his sleep. Callers share similar stories and advice, including one about a partner saying a famous rugby commentator's name. The tone is consistently lighthearted, conversational, and filled with comedic improvisation. The style relies on playful ribbing among the hosts, audience interaction, and humorous takes on everyday topics. Listeners who enjoy unstructured morning show comedy, sports-adjacent banter, and relatable parenting stories would appreciate this episode. Those preferring tightly formatted news or serious interviews might find it too scattered.

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A fast, messy breakfast panel turns an old lunch legend into fresh, live-wire banter.

The segment runs on easy chemistry, the kind that can turn a sleepy update into a bit before the coffee has even cooled. It starts with sleep, kids, and a few domestic details, then slides into the No BS Lunch story and the idea of bringing back the original lineup.

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You want breakfast-radio chaos with a side of No BS Lunch nostalgia.

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