The Unapologetic Man Podcast: How to Meet, Attract, and Date More Women · Mark Sing

15 Hilarious Answers For When a Girl Asks You "What do You Do?" (((A MUST LISTEN!!!)))

·25 min

The host opens by mocking the dull, literal answer most men give when a girl asks what they do for a living. He treats that moment as a wasted opening, not harmless small talk. A recent study about gorilla penises being four centimeters long sets the tone and gives him a joke to launch from. He then lays out a funny first approach: answer with something ridiculous enough to get a laugh, like backflip expert, mayonnaise farmer, or ass model. He says many women, especially younger ones, will play along if the vibe is social and light. After the joke lands, he says to give the truth: in his case, he is an NLP coach, and he spells that out as Neural Linguistic Programming. He says he works with men dealing with confidence problems, bad belief systems, and bad trauma, and that the goal is to strip out those patterns and install confidence, masculinity, and attractive behavior. He keeps coming back to the idea that dating is not just about lines or techniques; demeanor, stature, and bearing matter too, and those come from what is happening inside your own head. He also suggests asking questions back to the girl to make her laugh and feel good. The episode stays in that fast, salesy, instructional register, with mock role-play and a running pitch for his coaching program.

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A blunt, scripted way to turn a routine question into a joke, then a real answer.

The episode lays out a three-step answer for when a girl asks what you do for a living: start with something funny, give the real answer, then tie it back to confidence and presentation.

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When you freeze after "What do you do?"

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