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Crap On Extra: ZZ Top Offered A Million Each To Shave & Mickey Rourke Needs Money!

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Matt Khalil is suing his ex-wife over her public comments about his body size.

1. The Rizzuto Show's "Crap on Celebrities" segment ties National Old Rock Day to classic rock and a Police parody built around rocks. 2. Hosts Ryan, Rafe, Moon, and the rest of the panel drive the segment, because they trade jokes, argue rankings, and keep the celebrity-news pacing moving. 3. The episode's main purpose is to turn music, TV, sports, and celebrity headlines into a rapid-fire rundown with jokes and strong opinions. 4. The panel discusses David Lee Roth's announced 26-state road run and notes that he is not coming to St. Louis. 5. They describe Roth's show as a spectacle built around his presence, three backup singers, and limited live singing. 6. The hosts bring up Al Estrada as a possible guitarist connection and compare Roth's current act to seeing the image rather than hearing perfect vocals. 7. Matt Khalil's ex-wife Haley Khalil becomes a major topic after her comments about his body size re-enter the news cycle. 8. The hosts quote Khalil's lawsuit language about "degrading" and "deeply personal" comments and note the reported effect on his family and new wife. 9. The discussion turns into a double-standard argument about whether a man or woman would be treated differently for body-related comments. 10. Billy F. Gibbons says Gillette offered ZZ Top $1 million each to shave their beards on TV in the 1980s. 11. The band reportedly asked publicist Bob Merlis for advice before deciding not to take the offer. 12. The hosts treat the beard as part of the ZZ Top image and compare it to other signature looks like Bret Michaels' bandana. 13. Mickey Rourke's finances come up when the panel explains a GoFundMe tied to $60,000 in back rent. 14. Rourke publicly rejects charity and says he would rather not take the money, while admitting bad money management during his career. 15. The hosts connect Rourke's face changes, boxing history, and career comeback to the odd public reaction around his name. 16. The show also mentions Emma Stone and Jennifer Lawrence producing a Miss Piggy movie with writer Cole attached. 17. The tone stays loose, sarcastic, and conversational, with the hosts interrupting each other and riffing on pop culture details. 18. The format is a newsy morning roundup that jumps from celebrity lawsuits to beard history to streaming and sports-access complaints. 19. Listeners who like comedy commentary on music and celebrity gossip will get the most out of it. 20. Listeners wanting a focused interview or a single deep topic may skip it.

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