Episode 583 - Juicy Booty & Tits McGee

January 12, 2026·1 hr 24 min·8 clips

Erick reveals he yells the N-word out loud every time it's said in the Stephen King audiobook he's listening to at work.

The episode opens with a callback to the Stephen King audiobook It, with the hosts noting how frequently racial slurs appear in the text and discussing obscure plot points cut from the film adaptations. The conversation shifts to video games, covering the Fallout TV series, New Vegas, and whether Deathclaws appear across different franchise entries. One host mentions giving away Steam library games and muses about the rumoured Steam Machine desktop, questioning whether a 1000 dollar price point makes sense. A tangent about AI and RAM chip scarcity connects back to PC gaming costs. The hosts then swap stories about Christmas gift shipping delays, speculating that tariffs or geopolitical disruptions caused the holdups. A segment on a new Costco membership leads to jokes about credit scores, stereotypes, and defying expectations at the membership counter. Money laundering comes up through Breaking Bad and Ozark references, and the hosts note the cultural joke of car washes proliferating everywhere as apparent fronts. Wealthy dynasties like the Rockefellers are discussed as examples of enduring generational power, prompting riffs on extreme longevity, Betty White dying just short of 100, and Dick Cheney. The hosts reflect on their own ages and how quickly the years pass, anchored in the same casual, self-deprecating tone that carries the whole episode.

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