Clone-a-Willy 2.0: Now With Load Trajectory Testing

·1 hr 22 min·5 clips

The hosts are appalled to learn the average male load is only a teaspoon, claiming theirs are far larger.

The episode features hosts Hattrick and Wally recording together in studio, marking a reunion after many years. The conversation is casual, profane, and fueled by alcohol, primarily screwball whiskey. Early banter covers pop culture references, including Paul Rudd movie clips used in sexual contexts. A significant portion discusses relationship dynamics, with the group advocating for separate bedrooms to maintain independence and better sleep. The tone shifts to graphic humor as they debate the average volume of male ejaculation, with hosts claiming Midwestern men produce far more than the reported teaspoon. This leads to brainstorming about creating merchandise, specifically 'Clone-a-Willy' dildos from their own molds, and even measuring ejaculate trajectory using ballistic gel. A segment involves a game where Wally randomly selects a page from a vintage porn magazine, resulting in a horrified reaction to the model. Drinking card games are interspersed, with questions about shaving and personal trivia. The hosts reminisce about past episodes, including a whipped cream incident from over 1600 episodes prior. Discussions touch on parenting, with cynical views on children complicating life and relationships. A lengthy, explicit story from Wally details an encounter with a much younger friend of his stepsister, culminating in unplanned anal sex. The conversation continues with preferences regarding anal sex, cum shots, and sexual turn-ons, including the fantasy of double blowjobs. Technical audio issues and host frustrations about microphone handling are recurring meta-commentary throughout.

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A filthy, fast-moving take on marriage fallout, jerseys, and dirty talk.

The piece opens on a Paul Rudd clip, a jersey, and a sharp split between football indifference and sexual joking, then shifts into marriage, kids, a house, and land.

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You get a jersey rant, marriage fallout, and a very specific argument about dirty talk.

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