The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Friday, April 10 [Vault]

·47 min·4 clips
A governor admits his mistress is his soulmate but asks his wife's permission to keep seeing her.
The episode opens with host Bert introducing a game of 'marital comeback poker,' focusing on Governor Sanford's affair where he called his mistress his soulmate but sought reconciliation with his wife. The first caller, Susan, shares how she forgave her husband's infidelity after discovering it during a move, staying married for 15 years by emphasizing forgiveness and vows. Next, Michelle reveals she worked as an escort with six clients over a year, leading to her husband moving out before they reconciled and had children, highlighting themes of trust and communication. Pauline calls in to discuss a date with a man who stood her up a year prior; she decides not to let him come home drunk and reflects on self-worth, inspiring other callers like Chanel and Wendy to share similar epiphanies about being single and confident. Lisa then confesses she misled a boyfriend into thinking she owns a house and car, fearing his reaction when meeting his parents, prompting debate among callers about deception and materialism. Finally, Alex explains how he spent a year transforming himself to meet a woman's ten-point list, including traveling to Guatemala, with plans to reveal his changes at a family reunion. The show blends call-in stories with host commentary, covering infidelity, trust, personal growth, and romantic pursuits in a conversational format.

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A messy governor scandal becomes a funny, unexpectedly generous conversation about silence, friends, and moving on.

The Burt Show uses Governor Sanford's messy marriage and Argentina affair as a live test of comic judgment. The hosts work through his idea that the woman he calls his soulmate can somehow sit beside an effort to fall back in love with his wife, then sharpen the absurdity with…

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You want a relationship debate that jumps from Governor Sanford's soulmate claim to a caller finally enjoying her weekend again.

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