Funeral Mistresses, Air Bud Tragedy & A Quadruple-Amputee Cornhole Killer - EP. 615

·1 hr 6 min·5 clips

A California funeral service sends a young woman in black to funerals for $500, described as a 'mistress' to mess with the widow.

The episode opens with ads and host banter about the video format before Brian Beckner introduces the show and promotes Patreon. The first topic is a niche funeral service in California where a young woman in black attends funerals for $500, described as a 'mistress' to mess with the widow. This leads to a tangent about dove releases at funerals and a dove releaser with white supremacist ties. The hosts then shift to celebrity news, discussing Howard Stern and Beth being sued and accused of hoarding 900 cats in their Hamptons house, prompting jokes about house size and cat odors. Obituaries are covered, including actor James Tolkan (94), former Raiders center Barrett Robbins (52), actress Valerie Perrine (82), and Kevin, the creator of Air Bud (63), who died homeless and unpaid. The hosts mock Air Bud's premise and express mixed feelings about Kevin's fate. Other deaths mentioned are actress Mary Beth Hurt (79), retired matador Ricardo Ortiz (51) from COPD, influencer Dominika Mina Ellis Shirova (23) hit by a truck, and adult film star Seth Peterson (28) from an overdose. The conversation turns to sports, focusing on a quadruple-amputee professional cornhole player charged with murder after shooting a man, with dark humor about his abilities. They debate Greg McElroy's belief that the moon landing was fake, Shaq denying DMs about turning farts into cologne, and Tiger Woods' DUI crash. The hosts discuss Caleb Williams trademarking 'Iceman' and George Gervin's irritation, leading to rants about self-given nicknames. They touch on WWE tickets, baseball, and Jerry Sandusky's interview with Bob Costas. Listener emails include a rejection from Katie Shady about hosting an Afroman concert due to concerns about his fans. The episode ends with a tease for Patreon content about a woman who had sex with identical twins and couldn't identify the father.

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A mention of Seth Peterson turns into a comic maze of names, basketball comparisons, and explicit filmography sleuthing.

A passing mention of adult film star Seth Peterson, said to have died at 28 from an overdose, opens into a knot of possible mistaken identity.

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You come for a blunt death notice, then the room swerves into names, basketball hypotheticals, and an unsafe-search filmography detour.

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