The B-93 Morning Show Podcast · B-93 (WBCT-FM)

B-93 Morning Show: What's Your "Big Oof" Story?

March 31, 2026·13 min·1 clip

Mike accidentally pumped mid-grade gas into his car while distracted by a flashy new pump screen.

Host Ally Mack opens the segment by rebranding what she would normally call a 'dumb moment' as a 'big oof,' inviting listeners to share relatable recent mistakes. Her inciting story involves being distracted at a gas pump by a flashy new video screen that looked like a slot machine while simultaneously using her phone and cleaning her car. She hit the wrong button, accidentally pumped mid-grade instead of regular unleaded, paid more for less fuel, and briefly panicked thinking she had damaged her car before realizing the mistake was harmless. Co-host Mike follows with a home improvement oof: cutting trim while his mother was visiting, misreading a tape measure as 30 and a quarter when it was actually 20 and three quarters, and having to cut the same piece twice. He was fortunate to have extra material and his mother did not appear to notice. Caller ASMR Eric, a cellular sales employee about a month and a half into the job, forgot to port a customer's number from AT&T during a carrier switch, meaning the entire process had to be repeated from scratch with customer care on the line. Caller Serena from Hesperia, pregnant at the time, intended to trim her daughter's bangs and cut above her finger instead of below it, leaving her daughter with extremely short bangs visible in Halloween parade photos that the now-nine-year-old still references. Caller Todd from Kalamazoo had his old 10-speed bicycle serviced and mounted on the roof of his van, then drove straight into the house without removing it, destroying the bike. The family has teased him about the incident for ten years. Ally shares a similar family story about her father scraping a luggage carrier against a Detroit Zoo parking garage roof with the whole family in the car; to this day, any family member visiting the zoo photographs the clearance sign and sends it to the family chat. Mary from Cedar Springs called in to reveal she completed an entire laundry room remodel with the blade of her circular saw installed backwards, producing a constant shrieking noise throughout. The mistake was only discovered a month later when her husband tried to use the saw. The room turned out well regardless, prompting a closing joke about women getting the job done at all costs. A final caller mentions something about a semi-truck driver using cruise control and leaving their seat, though the segment cuts off before the full story is complete.

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