Sir Hubert's addiction oath spirals into chaos as he tries to exclude everything from cocoa to cocaine.
Sir Hubert Arthur Hathaway III writes a letter from Phoenix Island, a remote shore where he and Kozlovsky are hiding after escaping Nazi Germany. He shares his struggles with isolation, addiction oaths, and philosophical musings, while humorously grappling with survival and identity. The episode ends with him finding an old bottle message, hinting at deeper mysteries.
