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How to Know You Are a Psycho With This Evidence! S:2 Ep:5

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Lauren says a grocery-store stranger with a stroller turned out to be holding a doll, not a baby.

1. The After Class Podcast Show episode “How to Know You Are a Psycho With This Evidence! S:2 Ep:5” centers on car washes, dentists, and a grocery-store encounter with a reborn doll. 2. The hosts are Lauren and Brian, who trade stories as co-hosts and parents, and Lauren’s daughter Tatum matters because the grocery-store story begins with her stroller. 3. The episode asks whether everyday behavior, especially car-wash habits, can reveal something about a person’s personality. 4. Brian describes conveyor-style car washes as stressful because the driver has to lock the wheel, shift into neutral, and follow the worker’s directions exactly. 5. Lauren says the stress comes from not knowing when the wash ends, especially when heaters, lights, and moving parts are around the car. 6. Brian jokes that a car wash pass hanging in a rearview mirror is a “dead giveaway” that someone is a psychopath. 7. They compare the car wash to Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and rename it the “Wonka wash.” 8. Brian says he recently had to search online for how to put a Tesla into neutral before entering a car wash. 9. Lauren shifts to a dentist visit after about nine years without sitting in a dental chair. 10. She says the dentist noticed whitening-strip use and suggested that she drinks coffee in a way that coats her teeth. 11. Lauren explains that she drinks liquids by swishing them around her mouth like Listerine, which Brian treats as a strange habit. 12. Brian says he has collected straw after straw from 151 Coffee and plans to count them on air at the end of the year. 13. Lauren tells the grocery-store story that she held onto for two weeks because it felt too odd to tell quickly. 14. She says she met a woman in the grocery store while pushing Tatum’s closed stroller and the conversation lasted much longer than expected. 15. Lauren notices the woman’s “crazy eyes” and then realizes the stroller contains a reborn doll rather than a real baby. 16. She says the situation became more awkward when she had to ask the doll’s name and respond as if it were a child. 17. Lauren says she was not trying to judge the use of reborn dolls, but she found it strange to be pulled into that role in public. 18. The tone is conversational and self-deprecating, with the hosts interrupting each other and turning ordinary errands into long bits. 19. Listeners who like parenting stories and bizarre public encounters. 20. Listeners who want a straight news-style discussion.

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