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Long Distance Pooping & Funny Things Old People Do - Comedy Podcast

January 12, 2026·1 hr·10 clips

Andy, Mike, and Jason open with a deal about scat bets and play it like that is a perfectly normal starting point. That is the joke. They move into would-you-rathers, then into decisions of extreme importance, and the title sounds fake until they start arguing it. They draft funny things that old people do, which sends them into weather complaints, diapers, and other humiliating age markers. The show keeps circling scat and bowel jokes, and somehow treats it like a logistics problem. They joke about metabolism and old man strength. The younger bodies in the room get their lecture, and the older ones get defended like a winning franchise. They talk about investing early in fitness. They also admit that some people just do not. The conversation gets blunt about bowel problems, and by the end it is all about making it to the toilet. Paper towels beat napkins, and Mike's future may involve pooping the bed.

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Three hosts turn a ridiculous deal, would-you-rathers, and old-age jokes into a fast, escalating debate.

Three hosts turn a ridiculous deal, a round of would-you-rathers, and a list of funny things old people do into a quick comic back and forth. The episode also wanders through metabolism talk and a steady run of bowel jokes, including the recurring bit that pooping problems and…

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You want a goofy Spitballers roundtable that turns unrealistic situations and old-age chatter into far more debate than it deserves.

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