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Slop Quest 125 O’Neill’s Rap Sheet

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Andrew DeWitt claims he's a top-ranked amateur swordsman who just beat two 13-year-olds and a 12-year-old.
The episode begins with Andrew DeWitt claiming to be a top-ranked amateur swordsman who recently beat children in battles. The hosts banter about HEMA (Historical European Martial Arts) and absurd weapon modifications like putting corks on swords. They transition to discussing Andrew's dietary habits, including black bean brownies with stevia and celery cookies. Ryan fantasizes about getting Andrew hooked on heroin or fentanyl for the show's entertainment value. They discuss purchasing weed from Native American reservations to avoid taxes. The hosts then address fan reactions to their script 'Michael's by the Sea', which was posted on Reddit and received harsh criticism about its content involving pickle dildos and diarrhea jokes. Ryan reads from an actual 1992 police report detailing his juvenile delinquency, including chasing a deaf kid, throwing rocks, and hiding at the YMCA. They reminisce about other childhood misadventures like kicking mailboxes and throwing oranges at cars. The conversation touches on monkey facts, with Andrew sharing his primate knowledge. They briefly imagine taking shrooms on the show and the potential paranoia. The episode concludes with more stories about Ryan's father's contentious relationship with police and childhood antics in a minivan.

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Andrew DeWitt's fencing boasts and screenplay outrage eventually run into a gas leak.

Slop Quest turns Andrew DeWitt's fencing boast into a live argument about why he keeps choosing fights. He presents himself as an amateur swordsman, imagines reaching the top 10 percent, and claims he fares better against opponents who are very good and very young.

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You get amateur-swordsman bragging that swerves into a heated screenplay argument about a dildo in a fridge.

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