ROCK MORNINGS · Brian Simpson

A pill to extend your dog's life. Jean's obsessed with horse semen.

April 10, 2026·1 hr 34 min·9 clips
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Friday finally shows up. The cold open has the usual morning-radio jumble: a ridiculous Friday song, everyone ready for the weekend, and then immediate complaining about the forecast. Mid-50s and showers do not get much love. Sunday and Monday do, because near-80-degree weather sounds like the first decent deal anyone has seen all week. Then Bo enters the room. He is the one-eyed beaver rescued as a newborn during flooding in upstate New York, and the whole thing gets unexpectedly sweet for a minute. The details are rough. Bo still had his umbilical cord attached when Alexis LaRoche answered the wildlife call and found him after heavy rain separated him from his family. The hosts go soft fast. They look at tiny beaver photos, compare him to an educational skunk from the Humane Society, and then realize the skunk has died. That lands about as smoothly as expected. Bo's new life is the actual point, though. He cannot go back to the wild, so Wild For Life brings him around to teach schools and visitors why beavers matter. Biodiversity gets discussed, but not in a neat lesson-plan voice. It is more like two people accidentally caring a lot about a small animal with one eye. Then the show yanks the steering wheel. The ending is straight morning-room disbelief after someone finds out horse semen has its own online marketplace. Nobody gets precious about it. The bit jumps from websites to millions of dollars, Olympic horses, same-day courier delivery, and somebody making the very reasonable call to dodge a four o'clock appointment. It is a strange lane, but very much the show: injured beaver ambassador one minute, elite horse-breeding logistics the next. Then everyone escapes into the weekend. The episode leaves behind a messy little stack of weather, animal rescue, blunt jokes, and one very questionable browser tab.

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A brisk local-radio ride that folds weather, wildlife, and banter into one unruly hour.

Rock Mornings keeps its footing by moving from weather and station banter into a beaver rescue story, then back again without losing the thread. Brian and Gene give it shape: one voice opens the door, the other nudges it wider, and the exchange keeps the hour lively.

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Press play if you want a morning show that swerves from a beaver rescue to horse-semen website chatter without warning.

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