Why his hair made of cheeseburger POO? With Hannah Warman
March 18, 2026·43 min·5 clips
Tiernan opens the mailbag at full volume. Cinema Roll wants to know why 100 year olds are not allowed on the podcast, and Tiernan treats this like serious show business. First, though, the name needs work. He tries saying Cinema Roll at different speeds, asks Linda for backup, and decides kneeling is not needed because he is going to answer anyway. The rule sounds official enough, which is probably the danger. Then Hannah comes in and the whole thing slides into poetry. Poems, it turns out, can be brilliant without rhyming or making much sense. Collie flowers become part of the case. Hannah may have powers against them, or maybe just very strong opinions about how they rhyme. Scansion causes trouble too. In Hannah's collie flower culture, the word is rude, so Tiernan apologizes and still manages to say it again. A secret slips out: Hannah is part collie flower, with a collie flower dad, a human mum, and fluffy white hair as the giveaway. Tiernan takes this exactly as seriously as nonsense requires. Everyone is welcome, whether they are seven, 407, Middle Ages, Bronze Ages, or sensing collie flower people. Then the age ban returns, with a long ago complaint, boring instructions, a bad letterbox smell, and maybe a stinky hippo. Or two 50 year olds. Or half a 200 year old. The answer wobbles, which is the fun of it.
