Radio Nonsense: A Comedy Club 4 Kids podcast · Comedy Club 4 Kids Ltd

Why don’t they make a mint that makes ur poo smell nice? With Andrew Barnett Jones

January 21, 2026·46 min·2 clips

Andrew says minty poo would be dangerous because people might mistake it for food and lick it.

1. Radio Nonsense: A Comedy Club 4 Kids podcast centers on Tiernan's question about a mint that makes poo smell nice. 2. Tiernan hosts the episode, Andrew Barnett Jones returns as guest, and Joss the Boss supplies the listener question about 'my brother's curry mashup.' 3. The episode asks whether a minty product should go in the mouth, on the bum, or through the whole body. 4. Andrew explains his 'Orange You Healthy' diet, where food must rhyme with 'orange' and can be dyed orange to fit the rule. 5. He names invented snacks like the 'borringe,' the 'corringe,' and the 'dorringe bars.' 6. Tiernan and Andrew then argue about rhymes, accents, and whether 'lozenge' really counts as a rhyme for 'orange.' 7. The pair expand the joke into a global movement that might involve moving around the world, not just stomach movements. 8. Andrew says some foods taste orangey without containing orange, using Jaffa Cakes and apricot juice as examples. 9. They also discuss giant oranges, 'Orangisaurus,' and a fake movie world called 'Citric World.' 10. Tiernan returns to the listener question and asks why there is no mint for making poo smell nice. 11. Andrew first suggests 'bum paste,' a minty paste you brush on rather than swallow. 12. He says minty shower gels sting and feel 'tingly and horrible,' which makes the idea sound unpleasant. 13. Tiernan reframes the idea as something that goes in minty and comes out minty, and Andrew compares that to a food-tech problem. 14. Andrew worries that if poo smelled like fresh bread or a croissant, people might be tempted to lick it. 15. He suggests food technologists may have deliberately made poo smell bad to prevent that problem. 16. The episode also includes a side discussion about 'smell-elephant,' which Andrew refuses to say after Tiernan asks about rude words. 17. Tiernan's style is quick, reactive, and question-led, while Andrew answers in long comic chains. 18. The format mixes listener questions, improvised admin, and surreal back-and-forth rather than a fixed interview structure. 19. Listeners who like kid-safe gross-out wordplay and logic games would enjoy this episode. 20. Listeners wanting a straight interview or serious health advice should skip it.

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