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Why do yachs not need Jonny Mclaughins go to the go-go dance? With Anna Soden

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Anna’s giant glove once held roast dinner until gravy soaked the thumb and ruined it.

1. Radio Nonsense asks why “yachs” do not need Johnny Mclaughlin’s to go to the go-go dance. 2. Tiernan introduces Anna Soden as the guest and describes her as the designer who made giant socks and giant gloves for whole bodies. 3. The episode uses Anna’s clothes question to ask what the giant glove and giant sock are actually for. 4. Anna says she is warm in her giant glove because it is “the height of autumn” and winter is coming. 5. Anna explains that she wears socks on weekdays and the glove on weekends, Christmas, birthdays, and weddings. 6. Tiernan asks how the glove works as storage, and Anna says legs go in the middle and ring finger, arms go in the forefinger and little finger, and the thumb can hold a bag. 7. Anna says she used the glove to store crisps, sandwiches, and a big carrot before trying a roast dinner. 8. She says the gravy from the roast dinner soaked the bottom of the thumb and ruined the big glove. 9. Anna says her company does not make ski gloves, driving gloves, ski socks, or Christmas stockings. 10. Tiernan and Anna discuss how hard it would be to drive in a giant glove and why a petition to redesign all cars was rejected. 11. Anna says she would prefer a star-shaped car, with the driver sitting in the middle and the points sticking out like a warning. 12. The conversation turns to astronomers, and Anna jokes that only very good ones should get star cars. 13. Anna tells a story about her mum, who was an astronomer and thought she had discovered a new star. 14. The supposed star turned out to be a plane with flashing lights going to Heathrow. 15. Anna says her mum was fired and had eggs thrown at her in the street after the mistake. 16. Tiernan and Anna imagine a frying-pan suit that could catch eggs and turn them into omelettes. 17. Anna says her company does not make frying-pan suits because it only makes the original glove and sock. 18. The episode’s style is fast, improvised, and full of absurd product logic and food digressions. 19. Listeners who like children’s comedy, silly design ideas, and food jokes will enjoy it. 20. Listeners wanting a serious interview about fashion trends will probably skip it.

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