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Why do horses sleep standing up when they know how to lay down? With Jennifer Carss

September 24, 2025·44 min·3 clips

Jennifer and Tiernan answer why horses sleep standing up with a joke about horses doing stand-up comedy.

1. Radio Nonsense: A Comedy Club 4 Kids podcast opens with Tiernan pretending to film viral HQ video content before returning to the mailbag. 2. Tiernan reads messages from Sebastian, Judd the Ruddpud, Hannah Banana, Krabby Atlas, and Forrest from Kelowna, BC, Canada. 3. The episode asks what happens when Jennifer Carss, described as a speaking clock, is put on the show to answer listener questions. 4. Tiernan jokes about Time Magazine naming the 'second best speaking clock of 2025' and Jennifer’s job changing modes. 5. The discussion turns into 'clock mode,' where Jennifer keeps pushing dancing, time, and call-center-style prompts. 6. Tiernan tries to stop the mode and asks for help switching back to 'Jennifer Carss mode.' 7. Jennifer says she saw Santa in a Plymouth living room at '11.59' on Christmas Eve. 8. Tiernan asks whether Jennifer can connect him with Neptune, and Jennifer says time is different there. 9. The two build a business idea called 'time for lasagna,' with Jennifer’s face on cheese and time messages baked into the product. 10. Jennifer says she is tormented by a nursery rhyme with a mouse and worries about getting a grip on handle barna. 11. Tiernan asks whether calling something 'handle barna' is safe in a family show, and Jennifer answers with a long warning about slippy stairs, jam, and gripping the bannister. 12. Jennifer’s clock hands become stuck together during the exchange, and Tiernan describes the moment as tense. 13. Jennifer answers the toast-or-language question by choosing a slice of toast for a head. 14. She says dry toast should be illegal, and proposes an illegal toast clock that absorbs moisture in bathrooms. 15. Jennifer and Tiernan then discuss business ideas involving lasagna-flavored donuts and horse-sized beds. 16. Tiernan asks why horses sleep standing up, and Jennifer answers with a joke about horses doing stand-up comedy and sleeping through shows. 17. The episode keeps a fast, improvised interview rhythm, with Tiernan interrupting, clarifying, and steering the chaos. 18. Jennifer’s mode changes, sound effects, and clock jokes give the segment a surreal but conversational pace. 19. Best for listeners who like absurd kid-friendly improv and wordplay. 20. Skip if you want a tightly structured interview with no digressions.

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