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My question is I’m I me or am i you or am i Garry panson? With Lorna Rose Treen

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KG asks whether they are 'I me', 'you', 'Gary Panson', 'the lemon', or 'the million kinky hippos'.

1. Radio Nonsense: A Comedy Club 4 Kids podcast opens with Tiernan on a December advent calendar and a mailbag full of jokes. 2. Tiernan and guest Lorna Rose Treen drive the episode, and Lorna matters because she is described as the only person who has never seen a horse. 3. The episode asks what happens when an advent calendar, a horse-free life, and a listener question about identity collide. 4. Tiernan describes an advent calendar with door 10, door 9, door 3, a letterbox, a street lamp, and a surprised postman. 5. A listener named Freddie, age nine, sends the joke 'Did you hear about the angry train? It went off the rails.' 6. Another listener message says 'Linda is a purple grasshopper living in a ketchup bottle,' which Tiernan calls 'a lovely haiku.' 7. Lorna says she has done interviews with the Telegraph and BBC News about avoiding horses. 8. She says hearing horses is fine and that she has had 'many conversations with horses' and a weekly Zoom call with one. 9. Tiernan and Lorna compare horse behavior to reading, with Lorna claiming horses have already 'read it and they've done it.' 10. The conversation adds that horses 'could always let off steam' and, according to Lorna, now have time to stand around because they have finished everything. 11. Lorna says she has seen 'big dogs' as the closest thing to horses and has tried to ride several of them. 12. She names a Doberman, a Poodle, and a Husky as animals whose backs she 'snapped' while trying to ride them like horses. 13. She also says she climbed onto a man named Graham because he had eyes on both sides of his head and took him to a fish and chip shop. 14. Graham gave her free chips and 'a stern telling off,' which Lorna presents as a successful outcome. 15. Lorna says she can get away with 'a lot of things' because she is 'cute,' and she frames that as advice for how to approach criminality. 16. When Tiernan asks whether she would rather have a stupid-looking magic hat or cough up monkeys, Lorna chooses the monkeys. 17. She argues that coughing up monkeys would help during illness, create 'an army of monkeys,' and even solve Christmas presents. 18. Tiernan and Lorna also discuss height, rollercoasters, cinema, public transport, and Lorna’s claim that she is seven foot four. 19. The tone is conversational, improvised, and pun-heavy, with Tiernan interrupting often and Lorna answering as if the absurd logic is serious. 20. Lorna Rose Treen and listeners who enjoy wordplay, surreal comedy, and horse jokes will get the most from this episode.

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