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4.7.26 You vs. You: Who Really Wins

April 8, 2026·1 hr 28 min·7 clips

Tony, E-Pizzy, and Jay Maron kick off Ooh They Funny by asking if you could beat up your younger self.

1. 'Oooh They Funny' hosts Tony, EP, and Jay Maron explore self-competition, generational dating shifts, conflict resolution, and TV recommendations in an April 7, 2026 episode. 2. Tony is the primary host; EP (Pizzies) co-hosts; Jay Maron returns after an absence; regular co-host Risque is not present. 3. The episode's central premise is whether life experience creates genuine growth — or whether the recklessness, stamina, and fearlessness of youth still wins in a direct confrontation. 4. All three hosts agree they would lose to their 23-28 year old selves if the fight lasted longer than two to three minutes, citing raw stamina and fearlessness as the younger version's decisive advantages. 5. Tony identifies the only edge the older self has: total knowledge of how the younger self thinks, allowing him to absorb early haymakers and counter once the younger version gases out. 6. Jay specifies the liver shot as a technique he learned in his mid-20s that his early-20s self never knew existed, giving his current self a one-punch fight-ender if he can survive the opening. 7. EP raises the question of recklessness: the younger self doesn't respect the older opponent at all, which adds aggression but also creates predictable openings. 8. Tony shares a story about his father — six-foot-three, roughly 220 pounds — lifting him by his shirt at age 18 despite Tony being six feet and 200 pounds, illustrating how dad strength differs from gym strength. 9. The discussion shifts to modern dating, with EP arguing that social media influencers like Kevin Samuels have accelerated a 'high value man' transactional mindset that has made genuine connection harder. 10. EP recounts telling his son 'Matt Daddy' to never take his wallet on a first date, and notes that a $20 bill covered an entire week of social activity when the hosts were young versus a single evening now. 11. Tony points out the internal contradiction in women demanding 1950s-style financial provision while also expecting modern equality: 'if you want it like that, then be like the women back then too.' 12. The hosts describe a subset of women who go on multiple dates per week purely for free meals, never intending to pursue a relationship — Jay says he personally knows several who do this. 13. Tony challenges the widespread cultural language of 'healing' by asking how you can claim growth without it being tested: going from one relationship to casually dating is distance, not healing. 14. AC notes that genuine healing may look like no longer seeking: 'if I get some company, cool, but I'm not sweating it' — rather than active effort to fill the void. 15. Tony credits one of his own relationship turning points to acknowledging he played a part in past failures, noting that recognizing his own mistakes made him better at identifying red flags in the next relationship. 16. The hosts agree that men typically avoid hitting a partner's known insecurities during arguments — but women will use them as weapons, with EP citing an example of a partner mocking the death anniversary of someone's father. 17. A listener email from Dre from Atlanta sparks a TV discussion about Invincible season three episode five, which the hosts describe as unusually visceral even for animation, with Tony saying he watched covering his neck. 18. Tony recommends The Boys, Daredevil Born Again, Cross, From, and Paradise to the listener, noting all three of his top recommendations feature Black lead characters. 19. Best for Black comedy podcast listeners who enjoy unfiltered discussions about relationships, generational culture shifts, and pop culture without pretense. 20. Not for listeners seeking structured debate or discomfort-free commentary on race and gender dynamics.

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