This episode of Old Ass Movie Reviews features hosts Dave and Scott reviewing the 2023 Christmas film *Candy Cane Lane* starring Eddie Murphy. They discuss the cast, including Tracee Ellis Ross, Jillian Bell, and a standout performance by David Alan Grier as Santa. The hosts summarize the plot where Eddie Murphy's character, Chris Carver, makes a deal with a mischievous elf to win a neighborhood decorating contest with a $100,000 prize. They describe the magical "12 Days of Christmas" tree that comes to life, creating chaotic scenarios with geese laying eggs and lords leaping. A key subplot involves Chris searching for golden rings to break the elf's curse and save his family. Dave and Scott highlight the film's message about family teamwork and the dangers of comparison, referencing a recurring mural slogan. They note the humorous local news team characters, played by Timothy Simons and Danielle Pinnock, whose dynamic provides sarcastic commentary. The hosts express mixed feelings about the ending where Nick Offerman's character, Pip, joins the Carver family despite being displaced from his own time. One surprising insight is Scott's emotional reaction to Pip's loneliness, which he found unexpectedly heartbreaking. The hosts agree David Alan Grier defied Santa stereotypes with a commanding, knowing presence despite not having the traditional physique. They appreciate Jillian Bell's intentionally over-the-top performance as the elf Pepper, arguing it perfectly suits the film's tone. Dave connects Tracee Ellis Ross's role to her character on *Black-ish*, noting the similar suburban family dynamic. A memorable technical moment they praise is a clever, continuous shot following characters through multiple holiday stores. The episode has a conversational and informal tone, filled with personal anecdotes and tangential discussions about boxed wine and cheap alcohol from their youth. Their style is lighthearted and nostalgic, blending movie analysis with casual banter between two friends. This episode is perfect for fans of Christmas movies seeking a thorough, comedic review that feels like listening to a fun conversation. Listeners who prefer tightly edited, strictly analytical criticism might find the tangents and personal digressions less engaging.