Not Well | A Comedy Podcast · Bobby, Jim & Friends

Why are priests so hot and so obviously gay? It's a problem

·1 hr 3 min·3 clips

They connect a cousin priest, Rome, and 'Conclave' to the claim that Catholic men are all hot and gay.

1. Not Well | A Comedy Podcast spends this episode moving from TikTok gum to Thanksgiving, priests, and a movie called "Conclave." 2. Bobby and Jim host the episode as co-hosts, and their back-and-forth drives the jokes, the family stories, and the reflective answers. 3. The episode asks what survives a holiday weekend when the food, the family pressure, and the jokes all blur together. 4. They open by trying the TikTok gum "Neuro," calling it "gross," "fake sugar," and something that makes them feel "cracked out." 5. They spend a long stretch on gum, brushing teeth, flossing, mouth guards, and why orange juice tastes wrong after brushing. 6. Thanksgiving details include a stop in Houston, a hockey game, dinner at Nada, and a next-morning drive to West Virginia. 7. The hosts describe a small-town parade in Weston, West Virginia, as "cute" and more Christmasy than home. 8. Food talk centers on vegetarian stuffing, sausage stuffing, mashed potatoes, and the recurring debate over turkey. 9. One host says they went to bed at "8:30" and another calls the holiday feeling a "sleep attack." 10. The conversation turns to priests after a winery visit and a wine-drunk joke about how "priests are gay as fuck." 11. They describe one priest as "super hot," dark-haired, and visibly avoiding eye contact. 12. They also mention a cousin who is a priest and a trip to Rome, which becomes part of the Catholic riff. 13. The movie "Conclave" comes up as a thriller about choosing a new pope after a death that seems "fishy." 14. The hosts joke about seminary, "semen airy," and why priests seem to fit the same gay-coded pattern. 15. A separate reflection asks what they would tell their younger selves, and the answer centers on stopping people-pleasing. 16. They argue that disappointing people is part of becoming authentic and learning to say, "I don't want to do it." 17. The tone is loose, talkative, and heavily improvised, with long stretches of riffing and repeated punch lines. 18. The format feels like two friends checking in, moving from holiday recap to sex jokes, then into a blunt personal question. 19. Listeners who like chaotic queer banter and holiday gossip will enjoy this. 20. Listeners wanting a tight topic or structured interview should skip this.

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A loose, profane hangout built around a TikTok gum disaster and the duo's fast, messy back-and-forth.

Bobby and Jim open on a TikTok gum stunt that leaves them shaky, grossed out, and a little off balance. After that, the talk stays in that same register: fake sugar, anxiety, dry lips, dandruff, and a brief worry about getting investigated, all of it running through profanity…

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A bad TikTok gum sets off a sweaty, profane hangout that keeps veering into nonsense.

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