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Down Time, Alternate Mixes, Witch Sex | Monday Morning Podcast 12-22-25

December 22, 2025·1 hr·2 clips

Bill Burr rails against fans talking trash from the stands and says he’d let athletes punch them back.

1. Monday Morning Podcast focuses on Bill Burr’s December 22, 2022 holiday update, with Christmas three days away and a lot of sports on the TV. 2. Bill Burr is the host and solo voice here, using his own shopping, parenting, flying, and football habits to frame the whole show. 3. The episode asks what happens when Christmas chores, NFL watching, and listener advice all collide in one morning. 4. Burr starts with kids’ gifts that arrive unwrapped, his November shopping schedule, and the pile of wrapping he says relatives create for him. 5. He pivots to the Lions-Steelers game, where he singles out Pittsburgh number 15 on special teams and argues over what unsportsmanlike conduct should really mean. 6. The football conversation pulls in Bill Bates, Emmitt Smith, Tony Romo, Jared Goff, and the live score as the game unfolds on air. 7. Burr then talks about feeling good about his set in Cerritos and says he brought Ambria and Dean, who both “fucking killed it.” 8. He describes writing the new material order on a napkin and sticking to it so the set would connect cleanly. 9. Burr also compares Segways, motorcycles, scooters, and jet skis, joking about how people cling to handlebars when control goes bad. 10. He shifts into aviation, explaining his hesitation about a Paso Robles flight because of distance, refueling, and low IFR weather. 11. Burr breaks down Brackett Airport, the Northeast helipad, and “dead man’s curve” in terms of airspeed, altitude, and main rotor energy. 12. He says one of his goals for the year was to fly to three airports, and Paso Robles is the last one left. 13. The episode jumps to commercials and media sightings, including Bert Kreischer on Paramount Plus New Year’s Eve, Nikki Glaser at the Golden Globes, and Pete Davidson with Donald Trump at the Kennedy Center. 14. Burr jokes about a cruise ship with an amusement park, asking how bored and how fat a passenger has to be for that vacation to make sense. 15. He follows that with a joke about women’s clothing, prostitutes, and how hard it is to tell who is selling sex versus taking a breakfast photo. 16. Burr spends a long, improvised stretch on Whitesnake’s “Slow and Easy,” including the 1983 board mix and his frustration with alternate versions of songs. 17. The tone swings between sports-radio irritation, self-mockery, and procedural detail, with Burr often correcting himself mid-thought. 18. The format stays solo and conversational, with frequent live reactions to the football game, ad reads, and listener mail. 19. People who like Bill Burr’s sports rants, aviation talk, and relationship advice will get a lot here. 20. People wanting a tightly structured interview or a single topic may skip this one.

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