Manny explains why you should never tell a Miami drug dealer you're from out of town during Art Basel.
The episode is a solo live stream where host Manny Garavito reacts to listener comments and shares anecdotes about Art Basel in Miami. He opens by complaining that Art Basel happens during the week, making it hard for working people. Manny discusses the prevalence of cocaine in Miami, comparing it to legal marijuana in Seattle, and gives tips for tourists to avoid getting scammed by drug dealers. He reads comments from listeners like Kenny Powers and Cindy, who shares her experience working Art Basel in 2012. Manny notes how Art Basel events have expanded from Wynwood to everywhere, including random stores like Bed Bath & Beyond. He talks about the challenges for Uber drivers during the event, humorously revealing that women sometimes hook up with them as a last resort after clubs. The host gives shoutouts to promoters and sugar daddies for keeping Miami's economy thriving. A listener mentions money laundering, and Manny jokes about how comedians could launder money through charity shows. He discusses his plan to leave Miami for St. Petersburg during Art Basel to avoid the chaos. Manny recounts three casual sightings of Pharrell Williams in Miami, at the Design District, Hillstone in Coral Gables, and potentially Guitar Center. He reflects on the weirdness of being recognized in public from his comedy work. The host analyzes South Beach as the best place for Art Basel, describing the commingling of homeless and wealthy people where it's hard to tell them apart. He compares Miami to Grand Theft Auto, where you make temporary friends who quickly leave. Manny critiques Art Basel as not truly about art, with parties taking precedence and expensive art just serving to excite people like money in a strip club. He promotes his comedy shows at Red Bar Brickle and Thank You Miami Cocina and Beer House in Little Havana. The episode ends with advice for tourists, especially average-looking men, to go undercover as locals to enjoy Art Basel, and Manny encourages subscriptions to his podcast platforms.
