L'émission complète du 02/04/2026 : Jean-Luc Lemoine est notre invité du 6/9 ce matin !

April 2, 2026·50 min·3 clips

Jean-Luc Lemoine admits he fabricated stories on TPMP because he ran out of real anecdotes after 300 episodes.

1. Le 6/9 on NRJ Belgium, recorded 2 April 2026, opens the morning after April Fool's Day with the regular team — Tanguy, Béné, and Jérémy — plus references to Nikos and Gérald. 2. The hosts reference their colleagues' personalities: Jérémy had a bad night because of a partner with insomnia, and Béné has recently refreshed her haircut. 3. The episode's running theme is the boundary between truth and fiction — April fish, fake news, and fabricated statistics — revisited across multiple segments. 4. The opening story describes a northern European man who played 'Let Me Love You' by Mario at high volume through open windows for nine consecutive months as neighbourhood revenge, resulting in a police investigation for sound damage. 5. Béné reports that a university student with 5-centimetre artificial nails flushed a toilet and got her nails caught in the flush mechanism, becoming stuck in a public bathroom — Tanguy raises the topic of nail length as a recurring practical challenge. 6. A Roland-Garros rule supposedly preventing ball collectors from dodging incoming balls is confirmed as a false story planted by Béné, an April Fool's joke within the show itself. 7. Jérémy's weekly philosophical citation notes that the peacock is the only species to seduce females by displaying its tail, with a greeting sent to listeners who fit this description. 8. A movie ad guessing game is played with listener Stéphanie, who has five children including a wife who is seven months pregnant; she correctly identifies 'Rokula' — a 1990 American film about a bored Dracula who forms a rock band — as the real movie versus the invented 'Franken Salsa'. 9. A job-guessing game with listener Elodie from the area of Bondur reveals she works in a school administrative secretariat handling documentation for sick or absent students — the team fails to identify the role within the one-minute limit and she wins a gift. 10. The Dimo Gagnant word-guessing game features Emile from Jamoigne, who successfully scores 9 words in 60 seconds with Jérémy, winning a pair of New Ocean Belgian recycled sandals. 11. Béné describes Tyler, a TikTok masculinist influencer in the 'brosphère' movement who advocates cold testicular baths, sleeping below 30 degrees, and maintaining multiple relationships to improve sperm quality. 12. The team reveals that a 128-country international Sperm Racing World Cup is a real planned event, inspired by these masculinist TikTok videos, and notes that biologically all present are 'winners' of their own ancestral version of the race. 13. A Netflix documentary on masculinism is referenced, described as featuring men who argue real masculinity requires gym sessions, expensive cars, and multiple sexual conquests, with one host noting the documentary deconstructs the facade these influencers present. 14. The number-of-the-day segment reveals that $812,500 was the auction price of a single 1945 Romanée-Conti bottle — one of only 600 produced from vines that no longer exist — sold in New York; the team debates whether it functions as an investment or is ever consumed. 15. The April fish review confirms: the Iran World Cup forfeit replaced by Italy was fake; a dolphin photographed at 4.5 metres was genuine; David Goffin's bid for Standard Liège was invented by an uncertified Red Devils Facebook group; and a golden monkey birth at Pairi Daiza was real. 16. Jean-Luc Lemoine, described as a French-Belgian animator, chronicler, and humorist, is introduced as the 6/9 guest; his show 'Liquidation' plays the Odergem Cultural Centre on 12 May. 17. Lemoine discusses his four years on the French TV show TPMP (Touche Pas à Mon Poste) with Cyril Hanouna, saying the first four years felt like a group of friends unaware of cameras, generating a communicative warmth with audiences. 18. He recounts an incident where a heavily drunk audience member during a live show asked him publicly what his hotel room number was, which he deflected by referring to her as a client he could not currently serve. 19. Lemoine's show 'Liquidation' is described as 1h40 of material positing that contemporary society, if it were a company, would be approaching total liquidation — covering conspiracy theories, social networks, and new sexual practices, with room for audience improvisation. 20. Fans of French-language light entertainment, stand-up comedy announcements, and variety morning formats will enjoy this episode; listeners seeking a single focused topic or investigative journalism will not.

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