"Jillin Off" with Jen Murphy and Christina Walkinshaw · Comedy Pop-Up Podcast Network

Cocaine Tongue

·40 min·5 clips
Christina starts with the kind of day that throws everything off. Jen is there to ride it out with her. The ship is rocking hard. A planned show gets pushed into limbo. She waits for updates while the day keeps dragging. Christina talks through the frustration of not knowing whether the Motown show will happen. The delay stretches on. She jokes through the stress, but the annoyance is real. Her stage outfit comes up as part superstition, part routine. The crew finally settles things late. The guests are told late too. That leaves an early wake-up on the other side. From there, the talk drifts into a memory that is anything but glamorous. Christina describes going to a hotel room in Toronto to watch a movie with a man who framed the meeting as work-related. The setup already feels shady. She stays on a chair, not the bed. He eventually crosses the line. He comes on to her and shoves his tongue into her mouth. She tastes cocaine on him. That detail makes the story hit harder. He tries to sell himself as her agent. He was not her agent. The power play is what makes the whole thing disgusting to her. She calls out how gross and false it felt. Jen reacts in the moment and they keep moving. The conversation then shifts into a broader riff about sex and service. They joke about women being expected to give and not receive. That opens into a loose back-and-forth about who is making those choices behind the camera. The final stretch stays blunt, fast, and in their lane.

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Cruise chaos, bad behavior, and sharp comic chemistry.

The episode turns a rough cruise day into a comic damage report: delayed shows, a rocking ship, and a story about being cornered by a cocaine-fueled man who claimed authority he did not have.

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Press play for cruise chaos, cocaine-mouth cringe, and no patience for sleaze.

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