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#213 With Guest Vulture Authority - Hot Water’s Green Room w/Tony & Jamie

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Tony recalls an ice hockey ultra in Lugano offering him a "totally legal substance" and a free line.

1. Hot Water’s Green Room Podcast #213 centers on Tony Carroll and Jamie Hutchinson trading tour updates, Middlesbrough stories, and old TV references. 2. Tony Carroll is the host pushing his 2026 UK and Ireland tour, and Jamie Hutchinson is the co-host reacting to the stories with his usual crowd-work style. 3. The episode asks what happens when ticket-selling pressure, bad travel, and social-media chaos all land in the same conversation. 4. Tony says his tour starts on 1 February at Leicester Square Theatre and ends on 17 November at the O2 Apollo in Manchester. 5. He names Aberdeen and Exeter as the far ends of the run and tells listeners to buy tickets at jamehcomedian.com. 6. The hosts then talk about Middlesbrough after a gig, including a hotel room that cost "100 quid" on a Sunday night. 7. Tony says the train home was "80, 90 quid," and John eventually offered to drive him home. 8. They compare that trip with other late-night runs, including Stockton on Tees and a scramble to make "Charlie." 9. Ticket-selling gets discussed as a January problem because "everyone's skint" after the holidays. 10. Tony says he saw Jane McDonald advertised for an arena show and jokes about her "in-between song patter." 11. The pair revisit old TV memories such as "Fat Families," "Babe Station," "Sex Etra," and "Golden Balls." 12. They describe "Fat Families" as a Channel 5-style show where people were made to feel like "scabby cunt" subjects. 13. Tony and Jamie talk about Twitter becoming a "cesspit" after seeing a Grok reply on a post about Venezuela's president's wife. 14. The specific reply they quote is "Put her in a bikini," which they use as an example of how deranged the platform feels. 15. Jamie says being called "Jamie Hutchinson's Jonathan Wilkes" was the worst insult he got last year. 16. The episode also circles back to Cheltenham, boxing day betting, and stories about losing runs, one-off wins, and racing payouts. 17. The tone is loose, abusive, and fast, with Tony and Jamie interrupting each other and turning complaints into bits. 18. The format feels like a live-recorded hangout that jumps between tour promo, pub stories, betting talk, and TV nostalgia. 19. Listeners who like crude British chat about gigs, betting, and old telly. 20. People wanting a structured interview or a topic-focused discussion.

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