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#212 - With Dead Men Tom - Hot Water’s Green Room w/Tony & Jamie

·1 hr 3 min·4 clips

Tom claims he won a wasp-eating competition 10-9.

1. Hot Water’s Green Room Podcast #212 is built around Tony’s 2026 UK and Ireland tour and the hosts’ usual pub-room banter. 2. Tony and Jamie carry the episode, with Tom appearing as the guest and adding stories about gigs, weddings, baths, and wasps. 3. The episode asks what happens when stand-up tour talk, gross-out stories, and near-absurd domestic habits all get mixed together. 4. Tony says the tour starts on 1 February at Leicester Square Theatre in London and ends on 17 November at the O2 Apollo in Manchester. 5. He says the run goes from Aberdeen to Exeter, and he keeps pushing ticket sales at jmhcomedian.com. 6. The sponsors are Manscaped and Patreon, and both ads are delivered inside the episode rather than after it. 7. The conversation shifts quickly from tours to whether a camper van is allowed in Greece and why camper vans carry high insurance costs. 8. Tony talks about a previous gig where his chair fell off the stage and his shoulder stayed hurt for six months. 9. Jamie says his own last gig was six weeks earlier, which the hosts use to joke about gig frequency and confidence. 10. The pair revisit a story from Dead Men about a photo of a man’s injured balls that was shown on the screen during a show. 11. They mention the image being black, the screen remaining in the bar afterward, and children seeing it while eating. 12. A long section turns into a running bit about bath season, bath pillows, and Tony wanting a waterproof cheese board for the bath. 13. Tony says his 2025 purchase is a bath pillow, and he also wants a plank or laminated board so he can eat cheese in the bath. 14. The hosts argue about whether people can eat in the bath, with Freddie cited as eating a burrito in the bath with a knife and fork. 15. They also discuss smoking on the toilet, coffee on the toilet, and one listener who eats a Sunday roast on the toilet with a can of Guinness. 16. Tom admits he once pissed down his jeans just before starting the podcast, which becomes another example of the episode’s gross-out confessional style. 17. The tone is loose, conversational, and deliberately crude, with the hosts interrupting each other and treating every story like a setup for another joke. 18. The format alternates between stories from gigs, recurring bits from Dead Men, and improvised arguments about everyday habits. 19. People who like crude UK comedy about touring, gigs, and bodily habits will get the most from it. 20. People looking for a tightly structured interview or polished story may skip it.

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A fast, filthy pub chat that turns embarrassment into a running joke.

Hot Water's Green Room is a bruised-laugh pub chat built around tour plugs, sponsor chatter, and a story about being judged for not fitting the part.

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If you want a messy, filthy laugh from a chat that veers through failed auditions and rude showbiz banter, press play.

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