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#210 - With Jordan Ducharme - Hot Water’s Green Room w/Tony & Jamie

·1 hr 2 min·4 clips

A taxi took Jordan through a motorway tunnel, missed a turn, and doubled the fare to 24 quid.

1. Hot Water’s Green Room Podcast #210 centers on Jordan Ducharme telling Tony and Jamie about taxis, trains, drink, and sleep mishaps. 2. Tony and Jamie host Jordan Ducharme, a returning guest whose stories drive the episode, while Jamie also plugs his 2026 UK and Ireland tour from Leicester Square Theatre to the O2 Apollo in Manchester. 3. The episode asks what happens when local loyalty, alcohol, and bad transport choices all collide on the same day. 4. Jordan opens with a taxi booking for 4:00 that arrives 20 minutes late and then takes a wrong route through Islington Road and a motorway tunnel. 5. The driver misses the turn, stops in the tunnel, and later ends up charging 24 quid after the toll and extra driving. 6. Tony and Jamie keep pressing Jordan on why he stayed with the driver instead of switching to Uber or another app. 7. Jordan says he prefers local firms and jokes that he is loyal to “local” even when the service is bad. 8. The conversation shifts to Jordan being off alcohol again, which he says started after Bonfire Night and is now nearly a month long. 9. He says he uses a sticker chart at home to keep track of sober days and that he had a rough Bonfire Night before stopping. 10. Jordan describes smoking weed every day as part of his current routine and says embarrassment helped him quit drinking. 11. The hosts then move into a long stretch about bedwetting, including Jordan’s claim that his brain now wakes him up in dreams to stop him pissing the bed. 12. Jordan says he temporarily calls the voice in his head “Derek,” and that Derek is the part that tells him to wake up and go for a piss. 13. He also says he once pissed a bed while staying in a caravan with Tom Sheridan at about 15 years old. 14. Jordan tells the story of waking up to a sticky phone, a cupboard that smelled horrible, and Tom Sheridan revealing that Jordan had pissed on the Sony Ericsson Walkman phone. 15. Tony adds other family stories, including an uncle who used to piss in the fire and a father who fixed VHS players and allegedly pissed in people’s videos. 16. The childhood and drink stories keep linking back to how sleep, intoxication, and embarrassment shape the way Jordan talks about himself. 17. The tone stays loose, crude, and fast-moving, with Tony and Jamie interrupting, teasing, and building on each other’s jokes. 18. The format is a conversational interview, but it behaves like a group hangout where stories overlap and the hosts constantly redirect each other. 19. Listeners who like blunt UK club-room banter, drinking stories, and family chaos will get a lot out of it. 20. Listeners looking for polished interviews or tidy structure will probably skip it.

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