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#206 - With Dave Longley - Hot Water’s Green Room w/Tony & Jamie

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Dave says his drug use involved intravenous use and the wrong HIV medication.

1. Hot Water’s Green Room Podcast #206 with Dave Longley mixes sex-doll jokes, conspiracy talk, and history references around Tony and Jamie. 2. Tony and Jamie host Dave Longley, who is a stand-up comic and former worker in a residential school and care home, and their chemistry drives the episode. 3. The episode asks what happens when three comics turn personal stories, trivia, and audience gossip into a fast, rude conversation. 4. The opening moves from used sex dolls on eBay to robots with an “artificial womb” and a claim about a human baby this year. 5. The conversation then lands on gunpowder, Guy Fawkes, the Tower of London, and “hung, drawn and quartered.” 6. Dave shifts into a long section about the film Kez, “Judgy State of our Wes,” and why old internet comedy felt better. 7. The hosts then talk about Bevo, OnlyFans, Derby, and the idea that “the girls there are all slags.” 8. Dave explains his drug history by saying he was a “smackhead,” used intravenous drugs, and misunderstood HIV medication. 9. The HIV and diabetes discussion becomes a long joke about disclosure, sex, and whether medication changes what someone has to tell a partner. 10. The episode also uses consent, hemorrhoids, and sex advice as part of the same conversational run. 11. Dave talks about Unit 731 and describes it as the Japanese secret science division that experimented on humans. 12. He lists specific examples such as amputations, sewing a leg onto an arm, and leaving babies outside in the snow. 13. The hosts then move into a conspiracy story about John Parrott, the Bermuda Triangle, and a missing triangle at Bermuda Airport. 14. Dave extends that joke into statues, snooker cues, and the phrase “chalk Parrott’s cue,” which he says has sexual meaning there. 15. The conversation turns again when they discuss Charles Ingram, the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? cough scandal, and how the cheating worked. 16. Dave later explains that he worked ten years in behaviour management and child protection for violent, learning-disabled young men. 17. The tone stays conversational, rude, and improvisational, with frequent interruptions and teasing about each other’s memory and intelligence. 18. The format feels like a live, loose interview with long stretches of banter, callbacks, and self-deprecating jokes. 19. Listeners who like crude British comics, trivia, and personal back-and-forth will fit this episode. 20. Listeners wanting clean chat or a tight topic focus will probably skip this episode.

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