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#201 - With Mark Nelson - Hot Water’s Green Room w/Tony & Jamie

October 20, 2025·1 hr 7 min·4 clips

Tony says he once sniffed plasterboard in a hotel after running out of coke.

1. Hot Water’s Green Room Podcast #201 with Mark Nelson moves from the intro into Tony Carroll and Jamie Hutchinson talking about weight, childhood, and bad decisions. 2. Tony Carroll and Jamie Hutchinson host Mark Nelson, a returning guest and 'a legend in Hot Water’s Green Room Podcast history,' because he joins the regular banter and reacts to the stories. 3. The episode asks what people do with shame, appetite, and memory when the conversation turns personal and deliberately off-track. 4. Tony says he has lost weight since the last show and jokes that he is feeling 'very mature this week' because he is 34 in three days. 5. The hosts spend time on Mounjaro, with Tony claiming pharmaceutical companies could alter the formula, raise prices, and make people depend on other products. 6. Tony and Jamie compare childhood eating habits, including sugar from a bowl, butter by the spoonful, and dog food from a plate or bowl. 7. Tony says he broke his fibula and tibia when he was run over at age 6 and spent a year in a wheelchair. 8. Jamie says he was a nervous child, did not go to parties or birthday events, and never went trick-or-treating because his mum would not buy a costume. 9. Tony remembers Halloween prizes like monkey nuts, a coconut, and a green Pot Noodle, while the hosts joke about costumes and trick-or-treating in the dark. 10. The chat moves into bonfire night, toffee apples, ducking for apples, and Northern Ireland bonfires that Tony describes as looking like 'PTSD everywhere.' 11. Tony says he imagined a bank robbery in Old Swan with tights on his head, a banana-and-sock fake gun, and a getaway car waiting outside. 12. He adds a plan to change clothes inside Walton Asda and walk out with a red hat or a bin bag full of cash. 13. Jamie keeps blocking the fantasy by pointing out that Tony cannot drive and would struggle with the practical details. 14. Tony says he has thought about murder near an airport, including leaving clothes in a park toilet and using a public space to avoid cameras. 15. The conversation turns to ants, bees, and koalas, with Tony and Jamie comparing insects, alcohol, and animals acting on instinct. 16. Tony says he has chased cocaine before, crushed paracetamol to sniff it, and once thought he still had a bag left until he found plasterboard instead. 17. Jamie listens in a reactive, teasing style, while Tony keeps moving from one story to another without pausing for long reflection. 18. Mark Nelson stays largely as the straight-man presence, reacting to Tony and Jamie while the pace stays fast and jokey. 19. Best for listeners who like chaotic banter about drugs, childhood, and bad ideas. 20. Skip if you want structure, seriousness, or a clean topic.

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A shaggy comedy hangout that keeps pushing one stupid idea further than it ought to go.

Hot Water's Green Room Podcast leans into daft escalation: Tony Carroll, Jamie Hutchinson, and Mark spin a bank-robbery fantasy into a chain of nonsense that jumps from helicopters to Queen's Drive and an Asda changing room.

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If you like chaos that turns a bank-job daydream into an Asda getaway plan, press play.

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