[S7E29] 40k Lore Is Dumb

·40 min·3 clips

Why do Jakero have retractable toes, and what situation calls for tucking them in?

This episode of the Hobby Homies Podcast features hosts Shane, Fox, and Churchy exploring what they consider the most absurd elements of Warhammer 40,000 lore. The hosts, known for their tabletop gaming commentary, dedicate this installment to critiquing the franchise's more outlandish narrative choices. They begin by examining the Jokaero, an alien species resembling orangutans that were created by the ancient Old Ones to battle the C'tan and Necrons. The Jokaero possess an innate, genius-level talent for crafting advanced technology from basic parts, including starships, lascannons, and even food synthesizers. These creatures can create "digi-weapons," like wearable rings that function as laser guns, and tiny spy-flies for reconnaissance. Despite the Imperium's hatred of aliens, radical Inquisitors sometimes employ Jokaero for their skills, though the creatures often invent escape tools instead of completing assigned tasks. The hosts also discuss the Sensei, a retconned group from early editions described as the immortal, chaos-immune offspring of the Emperor. A particularly surprising claim is that Ork technology functions purely because the Orks collectively believe it will, extending to an Ork surviving in space without a suit due to this shared belief. One memorable story involves an Ork Mekboy who time-traveled to kill an alternate version of himself to acquire a duplicate of his favorite gun. The hosts reference the infamous, likely apocryphal "Emperor's Toast" meme, where someone allegedly tried to power a toaster from the Golden Throne. They also mention the planet Oleansis, a Slaneeshi daemon world described as a colossal, morbidly obese man curled in the fetal position. The episode maintains a conversational and humorous tone, with the hosts frequently laughing and riffing on the material. Their style is informal and comedic, treating the lore with a sense of playful mockery rather than scholarly critique. Listeners who enjoy Warhammer 40,000 and appreciate a lighthearted, critical take on its more ridiculous aspects would love this episode. Those seeking serious lore analysis or who are sensitive about the franchise might prefer to skip it.

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A loose 40K discussion that turns scrap-built tech and kitbash habits into approachable, hobby-driven banter.

This episode keeps its focus on one of the setting's oddest species and treats their habit of turning scrap into advanced hardware as both real lore and comedy.

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You want 40K lore delivered like a bench-side banter session, with the Jicaro turning scraps into something dangerous.

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