Help From Future Self: A Conversational KeyForge Podcast · Sydnie, Devin, Liam and Blake!

345 - Keyword GOAT or Bloat?

·1 hr 29 min·5 clips

Assault, Hazardous, and before-fight abilities all resolve in one timing window.

Help From Future Self opens with Sydney and Andrew sliding into store-champ energy. They trade a bit of hype before narrowing in on the episode’s real question. That question is whether KeyForge has drifted from smart keyword design into keyword bloat. The conversation gets there because Liam had recently rattled off a long run of keywords. Sydney uses that moment to open into a broader talk about cleaner card design. Andrew is the right person for the job. Sydney treats him like the show’s rulebook brain, and he leans right in. The pair then center the discussion on poison. Andrew explains why poison keeps causing rules questions at events like meccos. The core point is simple. Poison only cares about damage dealt via power during a fight, so if ward, armor, or any other prevention stops the damage, the keyword does not finish the creature off. They spend real time on that distinction. They also separate poison from splash attack, because splash attack is its own effect and not damage dealt via power. That creates one of the episode’s running jokes. Not every keyword that sounds related is actually doing the same job. Andrew says he is generally a keyword fan. He likes abilities that do fun things. Even so, he admits poison is one he has less stock in because it can create confusing scenarios and get shut down often. From there, the conversation widens toward hazardous-style effects and the idea of keywords as tools for attack or defense. They also tease future cards and future sets. The board-based deck conversation makes that speculation feel grounded rather than abstract. Sydney and Andrew keep the tone casual, quick, and rooted in the lived social world around the game. The outro stays friendly and a little goofy. Andrew invites listeners to find him on the discords, talk KeyForge or words in general, and then the hosts close out with their usual affectionate banter.

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A brisk, bantery look at keyword bloat in KeyForge, with the clearest stretch coming from the rules talk around poison, ward, armor, and splash attack.

This episode keeps its focus on keyword bloat in KeyForge and moves with an easy, playful rhythm. Sydney and Andrew handle a rules-heavy discussion without letting it turn stiff, and the back-and-forth gives the whole thing the feel of two seasoned players thinking through the…

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If you like rules talk with store-champ energy, this one goes all in on keyword bloat.

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