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GW14: Maximum Carnage

·1 hr 14 min·4 clips

They argue over whether Mohamed Salah was rested or rotated and whether he starts next match.

Walsh and Milan open by shilling a 25% off December Patreon discount and telling listeners to get into Discord. The mood is already rough. They joke about the cost of bad fantasy decisions and the way the season keeps handing out small punishments. Flags become the first running obsession, and Walsh counts them like they are spreading in the yard. They argue about whether some of those flags even count, then decide they still have flag energy anyway. The talk shifts to a Bournemouth player who usually pushes for late goals and almost creates something at the end of the match. Instead, he picks up a suspension that leaves an ugly run of fixtures hanging over the squad. The hosts keep circling the stupidity of a dissent booking when the player already knew he was sitting on four yellow cards. That opens into a wider rant about how some bookings feel almost deliberate. Paqueta becomes the other major villain and comic star of the hour. They describe his double-yellow dissent as unhinged and completely out of control. The image of teammates backing away while he loses it makes the whole thing even funnier. They linger on the ref, the confrontation, and the way the moment swallowed the match. The show then keeps drifting in the way it likes to do. The hosts move between tactical annoyance, emotional grievance, and deadpan joking. The fantasy talk never really stops, even when the bit changes shape. Later, the tone slides into sillier territory with Lays, gum flavor, and advent calendars. Even that stretch stays tied to the show's usual mix of half-serious money jokes and absurd salesmanship. The episode closes by hammering the Patreon pitch again and telling listeners to come back tomorrow. The whole thing feels like a fantasy pain session that keeps turning into a joke before it can finish hurting.

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Fantasy rage, dissent chaos, and a relentlessly chaotic Gameweek chat.

The episode settles quickly into fantasy frustration, moving from Patreon shilling into a sharp, funny complaint session about flags, suspensions, and dissent yellows.

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You want a filthy, funny FPL debrief with flags, suspensions, and Paqueta chaos in the middle.

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