F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast · Dain Miller & Niall Spain

Fart Promises

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“I really want to kiss you” is their proposed middle ground.

1. F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast centers this episode on cleavage, virginity, fart promises, and face fucking. 2. Dane Miller and Niall Spain host the show, and they matter because they answer listener questions with blunt dating and sex advice. 3. The episode asks how people should handle sexual cues, first-time sex, and consent without making the interaction awkward. 4. A listener describes sending a woman a message about her “cute eyes and nice eyebrows” after seeing cleavage in a selfie. 5. The hosts use a LinkedIn profile with visible cleavage to argue that “LinkedIn is a wild place” and not a flirting venue. 6. They say the selfie was “a full on flirt,” not merely a hint, and that coyness should be playful rather than dismissive. 7. Another listener asks how to get to the sex phase after dating for a while as two virgins. 8. Dane says that if someone cannot bring up sex, they are not ready to have sex. 9. The hosts recommend condoms, lube, talking about latex allergies, and choosing a safe place instead of rushing into it. 10. They warn against planning sex in a car, a grocery parking lot, or any situation that could create legal trouble. 11. Dane says virginity is “a social construct” and argues that the cultural weight around it can distort decisions. 12. Niall says “the number one way to be romantic and be is to be a good partner,” tying romance to communication. 13. The fart promise question comes from a listener who says a man will not ask her to be his girlfriend until she farts in front of him. 14. The hosts treat the promise as a running joke, but also as a test of whether both people can keep a promise. 15. They suggest that being unable to talk about farts, periods, or stomach issues can make a relationship harder to live in. 16. Dane proposes a fake fart track from freesound.org and Audacity as a bit, then jokes about a “butt ventriloquist.” 17. A later question asks whether face fucking is actually good and how much gag reflex matters. 18. The hosts describe using a hand as a depth guide and emphasize that a conversation with a partner matters more than copying a romance novel. 19. The episode feels like a fast, irreverent advice segment with long back-and-forth banter between Dane Miller and Niall Spain. 20. People interested in dating scripts, consent language, and practical sex advice will get the most from it.

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