Ear Biscuits with Rhett & Link · Mythical

Link Takes a Blind Woman to Wisconsin | Ear Biscuits Ep. 495

December 1, 2025·1 hr 18 min·5 clips
Link is nodding off driving a blind woman and an 80-year-old through Wisconsin hills and nobody can tell.
After fans asked, Link elaborates on volunteering to drive a blind professor. When she won a trip and chose rural Wisconsin, he agreed. Exhausted, he nodded off with neither passenger able to notice. Resolved at a roadside petting zoo.

As heard by us

A listener game turns into a loose, deadpan hangout.

The segment takes its cue from a Florida Man Horoscope game and settles into a long riff on one outrageous headline about allegedly hitting a wife with a Christmas tree after being asked to make dinner.

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Why you'd press play

For when a Florida Man horoscope turns one ridiculous Christmas-tree headline into a very long, very loose riff.

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