Derapy · Deryk Buxton

it's even worse than i thought

April 8, 2026·22 min·2 clips

Drake raps about whipping and chaining a woman like American slaves—a line the host says no Black person should ever say.

The episode is a solo countdown format where the host ranks Drake's worst lyrical moments. He begins by stating many listeners might not know how bad Drake's bars have been outside his beef with Kendrick Lamar. Number 10 is a 'Happy Meal' bar from 'Views' that he calls 'kind of sus.' Number 9 is a 'shout out to Asian girls' line with a pun on 'dim sum' that he finds ridiculous. Number 8 is a corny 'Chaining Tatum' bar. Number 7 is an unreleased track with an 'ovens and kitchens' simile he deems lazy. Number 6 is Drake's 'I'm a lesbian' hook from 'Girls Want Girls,' which he says wasn't funny. Number 5 is a 'feel like I'm bi' bar he finds weird. Number 4 is a 'real oppie outside' line he calls silly. The top three escalate: number 3 is a 'high school pics' bar he links to Drake's past with teenagers; number 2 is a 'whipped and chained like American slaves' bar he calls disgusting; and number 1 is a Sierra Canyon parking lot comparison to Magic City strip club that he finds deeply concerning. The host concludes by asking listeners to agree it's weird and offers honorable mentions like 'wipe him like he's snotty.' He ends with a call for feedback and support.

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A funny Drake bar countdown built around awkward flexes, bad metaphors, and one especially persistent weather joke.

Drake's strangest lines become fuel for a brisk PlayNext countdown that opens on the Kendrick Lamar feud before settling into the host's list of the top 10 worst bars from his career.

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You can hear Drake's oddest bars called into the room, one awkward lyric at a time.

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