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Retro Rabbit - EP 176 - Do Not Get On The Ships!

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Is the magical staff of Moses still out there, and does having an EBT card make you a target for alien abduction?

The episode opens with host Jason Carpenter discussing recent snowstorms in Hood River before transitioning to the first story. He revisits the Staff of Moses, prompted by a listener email, explaining its biblical origins and magical properties like turning into a snake and parting the Red Sea. Carpenter notes scholarly debates and legends, such as the staff being created on the sixth day of creation. He mentions its supposed location at Topekopi Palace in Turkey, alongside other relics like King David's sword, but speculates that if real, powerful artifacts like this would be held by governments like the U.S. The second story delves into the 'Do Not Get On The Ships' conspiracy from a website run by a couple. Carpenter describes their sources: a biofeedback machine, dreams, and the movie Jupiter Ascending, which they use for predictive programming. The conspiracy distinguishes between evil aliens who must ask permission to board ships to eat humans for adrenochrome and good aliens who kidnap without asking. Recommendations include staying home with four weeks of supplies, putting up warning signs, and wrapping cell phones in aluminum foil. Carpenter highlights absurd claims, such as aliens using carpet and wooden desks, based on a 1970s whistleblower named Bill Shonoblin who was abducted by aliens including a Darth Vader-like figure. Other elements involve aliens acting like lawyers with briefcases and friendly alien programming through shows like Teletubbies and Dora the Explorer. The conspiracy also suggests EBT card holders may have signed away rights to refuse abduction. Carpenter discusses dreams submitted to the site, including people disappearing at Walmart and a fake rapture where aliens pose as saviors. He ends by sharing his mother's dream of a symbol on the moon and being tricked onto an alien ship, reinforcing the 'do not get on the ships' warning. The episode closes with contact information and an ad for Libsyn Ads.

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A loose paranormal double feature where Moses's staff runs into an alien rulebook about permission.

Dead Rabbit Radio pairs two paranormal questions that sit in different kinds of doubt. Jason Carpenter opens with the possibility that Moses's magical staff may still exist somewhere, after YouTube user Alex F. points toward a supposedly known location.

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