FULL SHOW: Can You Get A DUI On A Bicycle?

April 2, 2026·53 min·5 clips

Tiger Woods faces a DUI crash and a PR crisis after claiming he needs to focus on his health.

The ads hit first. Shopify and Bellambra copy crowd the front of the excerpt, and the French sales lines make the audio feel stitched together before the room really gets going. Then the feet bit grabs the wheel. A bare-footed moment becomes the day's dumb courtroom, with the guys treating exposed toes like premium content. She pushes back right away. She says women were backing her up and calling Dave a bully, which gives the joke enough resistance to keep it moving. Dave does not back off. He says the guys were commenting on the size of her feet, throws in ridiculous snow-plow imagery, and she rejects the whole premise. The pile-on turns musical. Dave says he has comments he wants to emphasize in song form, and the room slides into a mock Feetfinder pitch. Nobody holds a straight line for long. The joke shrinks from marketplace to small fee to direct Venmo, then lands on the broke-girl gag before another ad block cuts in. That interruption is part of the texture. The excerpt keeps sounding like morning-radio chaos: bits, drops, ads, and half-made pivots crashing into each other. The call-in prompt gets framed like trouble. Callers are invited to make the show regret giving out the number, which fits the house style: invite the mess, then complain when it shows up. Dating apps come in next. The setup says dating is challenging in 2026 and people keep getting caught, but the clip cuts before that story has room. The hook is the hosts turning one visual detail, one irritated voice, and one listener phone prompt into teasing, denial, and self-made nonsense.

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A scrappy, fast-moving riff session that keeps turning nonsense into momentum.

Dave and Mahoney take a dumb little feet joke and run it into the ground in a way that somehow keeps working. The best parts come when they are just riffing off each other, bouncing from barefoot trash talk to call-in bait to a dating-app detour that shifts the mood without…

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You want a loud, off-the-cuff riff built around a crude feet joke that keeps spiraling.

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