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April 1, 2026·52 min·4 clips

A man named David Sewell was arrested for exposing himself in the pipe cleaner aisle at Hobby Lobby.

Ads get through the door first. GotPrint runs through business cards, postcards, signs, and a discount code before Kia follows with a 2026 Sorento lease offer. Then the show walks in barefoot. The crew spots her feet right away and treats the whole thing like evidence at a crime scene nobody wanted to visit. There is no soft landing. The pace is quick, familiar, and a little mean in the way morning-radio teasing can be when everyone knows the rules. The drywall story has more bite. Someone describes cutting a giant hole with a drywall saw after being told to find a wire, then choosing the most literal version of the job. That is the nasty little centerpiece. The room turns petty behavior into a joke, then glances at the darker edge of it before moving on. The show keeps naming itself. Segment drops and ad reads interrupt the banter often enough that the excerpt feels more like a live radio feed than a shaped story. Addy takes over almost immediately. The libido medication spot drops clinical phrasing, FDA claims, insurance pricing, alcohol warnings, and side-effect language right into the middle of the mess. The shift is funny because nobody smooths it out. One moment the room is yelling about a hole in a wall, the next it is stuck inside careful pharmaceutical copy. The last beat jumps again. A basketball argument breaks out over stealing the ball and which side of the court counts. It is barely about sports. It is about timing, wording, and everyone waiting to jump on the smallest technicality before shoving the whole thing toward the podcast promo. The clip is messy on purpose. Ads, drops, jabs, half-stories, and sudden turns pile up until the mess becomes the show.

As heard by us

A loose, bit-driven episode that keeps turning random prompts into quick banter.

Dave and Mahoney opens with a barefoot joke that spirals into a riff about paying to see feet, then veers into a contractor story about cutting a hole with a drywall saw.

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Why you'd press play

For when you want a noisy commute and a show that keeps careening from feet jokes to petty, brittle beef.

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