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Comedian Alex Schubert reveals which NFL quarterbacks would storm the Capitol—and his reasoning will shock you.

This episode of Craft Brewed Sports features hosts Mike, Greg, and Mookie alongside guest comedian Alex "Shoobz" Schubert. They recap a brutal sports weekend, including the 49ers' loss and Mookie's fantasy football defeat due to Travis Kelce's lack of touchdowns. Shoobz presents a comedic bit evaluating whether every NFL starting quarterback would storm the U.S. Capitol on January 6th, offering specific yes-or-no justifications for each player. The hosts discuss the Indianapolis Colts executing back-to-back fake punts in a single series, a historic NFL first none had witnessed before. They also highlight the New York Jets finishing a full 17-game season without a single interception, a statistical anomaly tracked for 90 years. Shoobz's quarterback bit includes takes like Josh Allen being too distracted by jersey-wearing fans and Aaron Rodgers already being the QAnon shaman. The group analyzes potential incentives for players hitting contract bonuses, influencing late-season betting strategies. They share personal beer reviews, rating brews like Hardywood's Fluffy GBS and Urban Artifact's Astro Laid on a "dog or no dog" scale. A surprising claim involves Shoobz's inside information that Vikings quarterback J.J. McCarthy seeks RFK Jr.'s approval. Memorable moments include debating if a brain worm is worth washboard abs and reacting to a photo of former NFL quarterback Jimmy Clausen's aging. The tone is highly conversational, humorous, and filled with inside jokes among friends, often derailed by tangents and audience interactions. Listeners who enjoy casual sports banter, craft beer talk, and irreverent NFL comedy will love this episode. Those seeking focused analysis or offended by political humor might skip it.

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