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George Kittle's Tequila | Bidding on Stadium Troughs | Tupac Bobblehead

·1 hr 51 min·5 clips

A former NFL player is suing his ex-wife because she told the world he has a 'two coke can' penis.

This episode of Craft Brewed Sports features hosts Mookie and Joe discussing offbeat sports stories and personal anecdotes. They open by paying tribute to their late friend Caesar, reading heartfelt comments from listeners. The hosts sample and rate Hardywood's chocolate peppermint stout and a 450 North honey mango slushy beer, both earning "dog" ratings on their scale. They delve into the story of George Kittle drinking a bottle of Patron tequila in the locker room after tearing his Achilles, requested from owner Jed York's suite. A conspiracy theory is addressed claiming a nearby electrical substation is causing the 49ers' injuries by weakening collagen with electromagnetic fields. The hosts recap Wild Card Weekend, mentioning Ben Johnson's "fuck the Packers" speech, Aaron Rodgers' potential final game, and Mike Vrabel splitting his lip celebrating. They note the surprising departure of Mike Tomlin from the Steelers amid numerous NFL coaching changes. A bizarre defamation lawsuit is highlighted where former NFL player Matt Kalil is suing his ex-wife for $75,000 after she described his anatomy as "two coke cans" on a live stream. The episode has a casual, conversational tone filled with inside jokes and audience interaction. Listeners who enjoy humorous sports commentary, beer tasting, and quirky news segments will love this episode. Those seeking in-depth analysis or a serious sports discussion might want to skip it.

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A loose, fast sports hang where banter and side debates do most of the work.

The episode opens with loose banter, a bit of room noise, and a quick turn from sports gossip into the planned discussion, which gives it a lived-in feel. The back-and-forth suits this group: joking, arguing, and stretching a simple topic until it runs longer than expected.

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Why you'd press play

You want a loose sports hang that moves from George Kittle to a wild Liverpool-Arsenal tie and Tottenham misery.

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