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Wednesday, March 25: Amputee Cornhole Pro, 18-Year-Old Sophia vs. AJ in Rock Trivia

March 25, 2026·36 min·3 clips

The official police release described Weber as 'armed, unarmed, and dangerous,' and the internet filled the comments on his championship video with arm-and-leg puns within hours.

Dumbass News opens with a jaw-dropper. Dayton James Weber is described as a 27-year-old professional cornhole player, a quadruple amputee, and someone facing first-degree murder charges after an alleged shooting in Maryland. The room cannot get past the driving part. The bit keeps circling the same impossible-sounding question: how does someone with no arms and no legs drive, handle a weapon, and leave everyone else just sitting there? Connecticut drivers take damage right away. The crew turns the story into a pile-on about multitasking, useless backseat passengers, and the strange patience it would take to watch the whole thing unfold. The amazement gets uncomfortable, then funny again. A caller jumps in with amputee-family permission, drops a half-pipe joke, and the room quickly agrees the worst jokes can stay off-air. The warmth sneaks in sideways. They admit Weber would probably handle them in person, then stumble over the wording because even the correction turns into a joke. Nothing lands cleanly. Every answer opens three more questions, especially after they mention seeing video of him loading and using the weapon. Then the show snaps into rock trivia. Sophia, a young classic rock fan, faces AJ and sets off a full courtroom meltdown over Quiet Riot. AJ calls foul like the fate of the show depends on it. The room says Sophia finished first, gives her the win, and lets AJ spiral over fake money and imaginary evidence. It is ridiculous, local-radio justice. Sophia leaves looking cooler than everyone, naming Bon Jovi, Poison, and Van Halen while AJ is still basically objecting. The whole clip runs on disbelief. One half is a crime story too strange for a clean punchline. The other is a trivia loss treated like a constitutional crisis.

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A jaw-dropping Dumbass News setup, then a loose rock-trivia finish.

Chaz and AJ spend most of the segment on a jaw-dropping Dumbass News item: Dayton James Weber, a 27-year-old professional cornhole player and quadruple amputee, is accused of killing a passenger while driving in Maryland.

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You want a Dumbass News story that turns a shocking car-ride murder report into trivia bragging rights.

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