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Friday, April 10: Trimming Toenails, Student Passenger from Florida Bus Incident, Tribe's Grooming Habits

April 10, 2026·29 min·2 clips

A student recounts how her bus driver yelled at kids to sit down after the bus was hit by a train.

Politeness dies immediately. Scott Haney calls in, everyone talks over everyone else, and an eyebrow touch-up somehow becomes the first mess of the morning. He had them trimmed, waxed, and tinted, which the room treats like breaking news because tinted eyebrows on TV are too easy to mess with. Then the clippers show up. A story about nail pieces flying through the air turns the studio into a hazard zone, with jokes about eyes, soup, sandwiches, and the unlucky front row. Nobody gets out of the bit clean. Jennifer calls to say her husband makes a face every single time he clips a nail, and now nail care is ruined for him forever. He knows she is right. The hosts do not let it pass. They spin it into garage grooming, porch clipping, garden debris, and domestic comedy at full speed. It is gross, but there is real warmth under it. The joke works because the habit is ordinary, and the room makes it sound like a public emergency in seconds. Sue brings the closer. Her self-grooming story lands like a full-body warning label, with embarrassment, soreness, and the group reacting like they can feel every bad choice. AJ's waxing clip gets replayed, turning pain into a sound effect and then into a Jingle Bells joke, because apparently grooming pain needs music. The show keeps swerving through eyebrows, toenails, spouses, porches, toilets, and waxing without bothering with clean transitions. That is the rhythm. One small grooming confession walks in, the hosts jump on it, the caller gets folded into the room, and the bit leaves with more witnesses than dignity.

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A loose, gross-out hour that turns grooming habits into awkward but oddly human comedy.

The episode spends its hour on eyebrows, toenails, fingernails, waxing, and the small grooming habits that make a room go quiet. Scott Haney opens by talking about having his eyebrows trimmed, waxed, and tinted, and the calls keep the same awkward energy as listeners compare…

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You want a messy morning-show hang that turns eyebrows, nails, and waxing into a live-room pile-on.

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