Blurry Creatures

EP: 326 The Shattered Planet with Tim Alberino *Live at Blurry Con 2

·1 hr 25 min·5 clips
Biblical verses describe the shattering of Rahab, which Alberino argues was a planet destroyed in a cosmic war.
The episode begins with hosts Nate Henry and Luke Rodgers promoting Blurry Con 3 and upcoming trips to Peru and Costa Rica. They introduce guest Tim Alberino for a live talk at Blurry Con 2. Alberino starts by discussing his expedition to the Amazon, funded by a local church. He then outlines his alternative view of Genesis, arguing it describes a re-beginning on Earth after a cataclysm, not the universe's initial creation. Alberino references 19th-century scholar George H. Pember and the Septuagint translation to support this. He proposes that a galactic rebellion led by a dragon (Satan) resulted in the obliteration of a planet called Rahab, alluded to in Job, Isaiah, and Psalms. Alberino connects this to the asteroid belt and suggests Earth was reformed afterward. He explains that humans were created as new regents after this rebellion. The discussion shifts to biblical symbolism, with Alberino interpreting Edom as a reference to Mars, citing ancient traditions and David Flynn's work. He mentions Cydonia on Mars and links it to ancient Cydonians and Phoenicians. Alberino speculates that secret space programs may have already reached Mars and that public missions will reveal ancient artifacts. The hosts ask about Bigfoot, and Alberino considers it possibly non-native to Earth. The conversation touches on the moon landing, with Alberino claiming astronauts found ancient wreckage and were observed by UFOs. The episode concludes with reflections on ancient aliens and biblical narratives.

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A loose BlurryCon dive into biblical warfare, Edom, angels, extraterrestrials, and a stray Yoda joke.

Tim Albarino reads the Song of Deborah as more than a battlefield poem, turning its warfare into a cosmic struggle where the stars act like heavenly beings and Edom points toward a conflict that reaches Armageddon.

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Press play if biblical warfare, angels, and extraterrestrials sound better with a few cigar jokes and a sudden Yoda cue in the room.

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