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Bitch Bible Classics: Wanderlust, Sparkles and Braille Buttholes

·41 min·3 clips
Jackie reveals she's shadow banned, in a bidding war, and got her asshole lasered with an allergic reaction.
Jackie Schimmel shares chaotic personal stories, including hacking her husband's Instagram as a prank, dealing with a laser hair removal mishap, and navigating a competitive house bid. She mixes humor with sharp observations on social media, narcissism, and petty celebrity drama.

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A fast, chaotic comic pileup of petty disasters, self-mockery, and escalating details.

The episode turns a rough stretch of life into a brisk comic pileup: tax day, a shadow-ban joke, an eight-month dream-house bidding war, a botched hotel reservation, and a painful post-laser reaction keep snapping into one another until the whole thing feels gloriously unruly.

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Why you'd press play

You want a feral rant about shadow bans, bad service, and worse timing.

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