Berner Phone #40: Trying New Things In Bed

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Hannah and Des launch a 'Dirty Dialer' episode where callers share their most intimate bedroom experiments.

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop introduce the episode as a 'Dirty Dialer' installment, warning listeners about explicit sexual content. They discuss their exhaustion from touring but express excitement for the caller stories. The first caller shares a story about mistaking squirting for her water breaking while pregnant, leading to an ER visit. Another caller talks about trying pee play with her boyfriend, resulting in a bad taste experience. A caller describes hip mobility issues during sex, prompting a discussion about physical limitations. A story about a vibrator getting stuck during anal sex at a hotel anniversary stay is shared, followed by a caller's experience using a prostate massager. The hosts banter about pegging, with a detailed account from a caller about her first time, including strap-on logistics and post-act awkwardness. A caller recommends coconut oil as lube, leading to a tangent about its uses. Another caller discusses her boyfriend's sudden interest in dirty talk, including being called a slut, and the hosts analyze its origins. A story about deep throat numbing spray failing to suppress the gag reflex is shared. The final caller describes creating a DIY glory hole for her boyfriend, inspired by his porn preferences. The episode concludes with the hosts promoting their upcoming comedy shows and reflecting on their tiredness from performing.

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Bedroom experiments become funny, humbling lessons in communication and choosing the right equipment.

A bedroom experiment turns into a candid lesson in trust, embarrassment, and the stories couples tell once the panic wears off. Hannah Berner and Des Bishop answer listener messages about sexual mishaps, including a hotel encounter with a vibrator that was not meant for backdoor…

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You'll hear a hotel sex-toy disaster become a surprisingly useful lesson in choosing the right toy and communicating.

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