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Canon: The Jedi Are Controlled By A Lying Parasite
February 4, 2026·55 min·5 clips
Malcolm Collins argues the Jedi Order is a parasitic hive mind that lies to its followers about the Force.
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A sharp Star Wars takedown that treats Jedi virtue as institutional rot.
The episode treats Star Wars as a moral teardown. It argues that the Jedi Order is less a clean peacekeeping tradition than a control-minded machine, and it leans hard on the lore's own weak points: midichlorians, celibacy, slavery, and the fact that Anakin is pulled out of…
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